1. A Poem Written by an African Shakespeare
2. There was a young fellow named Lancelot...
3. If you kiss me dont be sassy...
4. Jack and jill went up the hill...
5. A poo-poo poem II
6. To his bride a young bridegroom said...
7. Here lies the bones of Screwy Dick...
8. An ode to the hole
9. Kissing is a habit...
10. Roses are reddish....
11. A bather whose clothing was strewed...
12. There was a young lady of Arden...
13. There is a lot has been said about the breast---
14. There was a young student of art...
15. There was a young fellow named Bream...
16. There was a young lady called Dawn...
17. Redneck family tree
18. There once was a queen of Bulgaria...
19. I'LL KEEP YOUR CLOTHES
20. Little pigeon in the sky...
21. There once was a man from Madras...
22. There was a young lady from France...
23. There was a young Jewess named Hannah...
24. Ode to a Mammogram
25. Politically Correct Santa
26. A Plumber whose name was Ten Brink...
27. Said my wife as she stood on a rostrum...
28. Alas for a preacher named Hoke...
29. Once a pirate named Yates...
30. There once was wee lad called Marvin...

31. Two roosters in one of our pens...
32. Another Month Ends...
33. There once was a girl named McGoffin...
34. An indolent vicar of Bray...
35. The last time I dined with the King...
36. Said a dainty young whore named Miss Meggs...
37. There was a young girl, very sweet...
38. There was a young fellow named Rummy...
39. SOCIALLY CONSCIOUS PORNOGRAPHY
40. The Beer Prayer
41. Homo Barney
42. Mary Mary quite contrary...
43. I hate you, you hate me...
44. The Dr. Seuss Purity Test
45. Netting a catch
46. There was a young lady from china...
47. Kissing is a habit...
48. When Betty eats sphaghetti...
49. He laid her on the table...
50. It was under the old apple tree...
51. There was a young lady of Clewer...
52. There once was a woman from Wheeling...
53. The Night Before Christmas
54. A poo-poo poem V
55. There was a young fellow from Wark...
56. Again on the same subject
57. There was a young fellow named Perkin...
58. It Hurts
59. Red fleece
60. My back aches, my pussy is sore...
61. I love the way...
62. There once was a guy named Dave...
63. THE CREATION OF A VAGINA
64. There once was an apple-cheeked runt...
65. There was a young girl, very sweet...
66. There was a young fellow named Gluck...
67. There was a young lady named Hatch...
68. There was a young lady named Maude...
69. A lady who lives in Madras...
70. RELATIVES

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71. A Chinese chef named Chang...
72. The Creation Of A Pussy
73. THE MORNING SONG....FOR NON-MORNING PEOPLE
74. There once was a fellow named Dave...
75. He was great in the Christmas Cantata...
76. Now I lay me down...
77. More on Mary (had a little lamb...)
78. The once was a young girl from Norway...
79. Father
80. The Night Before Finals
81. My Very First Time
82. Ode to Spam
83. There was a young girl from Sofire...
84. A pretty young gal from Hong Kong...
85. All those Monica limericks are lame...
86. Under the spreading chestnut tree...
87. A passionate red-headed girl...
88. There was a young man named Manis...
89. There once was a man from Rangoon...
90. There was a young man named Ringer...
91. Fuck me quick, fuck me deep, fuck me oft...
92. A Cajun gourmet named LaSalle...
93. Since the girl couldn't type, she was fired...
94. Said a pretty young lady from Croft...
95. There was a young lady of Mott...
96. Make My Boobies One More Size -- by Biggie Spears
97. A certain young fellow named Dick...
98. An old maiden who barely did kissing...
99. There once was a man from Sydney...
100. When I was young, I had no sense...