Poems selected by readers of Jokes2Go.com and organized by rating.
31. Two roosters in one of our pens... 32. Another Month Ends... 33. There once was a girl named McGoffin... 34. An indolent vicar of Bray... 35. The last time I dined with the King... 36. Said a dainty young whore named Miss Meggs... 37. There was a young girl, very sweet... 38. There was a young fellow named Rummy... 39. SOCIALLY CONSCIOUS PORNOGRAPHY 40. The Beer Prayer 41. Homo Barney 42. Mary Mary quite contrary... 43. I hate you, you hate me... 44. The Dr. Seuss Purity Test 45. Netting a catch 46. There was a young lady from china... 47. Kissing is a habit... 48. When Betty eats sphaghetti... 49. He laid her on the table... 50. It was under the old apple tree... 51. There was a young lady of Clewer... 52. There once was a woman from Wheeling... 53. The Night Before Christmas 54. A poo-poo poem V 55. There was a young fellow from Wark... 56. Again on the same subject 57. There was a young fellow named Perkin... 58. It Hurts 59. Red fleece 60. My back aches, my pussy is sore... 61. I love the way... 62. There once was a guy named Dave... 63. THE CREATION OF A VAGINA 64. There once was an apple-cheeked runt... 65. There was a young girl, very sweet... 66. There was a young fellow named Gluck... 67. There was a young lady named Hatch... 68. There was a young lady named Maude... 69. A lady who lives in Madras... 70. RELATIVES The poems continue below
71. A Chinese chef named Chang... 72. The Creation Of A Pussy 73. THE MORNING SONG....FOR NON-MORNING PEOPLE 74. There once was a fellow named Dave... 75. He was great in the Christmas Cantata... 76. Now I lay me down... 77. More on Mary (had a little lamb...) 78. The once was a young girl from Norway... 79. Father 80. The Night Before Finals 81. My Very First Time 82. Ode to Spam 83. There was a young girl from Sofire... 84. A pretty young gal from Hong Kong... 85. All those Monica limericks are lame... 86. Under the spreading chestnut tree... 87. A passionate red-headed girl... 88. There was a young man named Manis... 89. There once was a man from Rangoon... 90. There was a young man named Ringer... 91. Fuck me quick, fuck me deep, fuck me oft... 92. A Cajun gourmet named LaSalle... 93. Since the girl couldn't type, she was fired... 94. Said a pretty young lady from Croft... 95. There was a young lady of Mott... 96. Make My Boobies One More Size -- by Biggie Spears 97. A certain young fellow named Dick... 98. An old maiden who barely did kissing... 99. There once was a man from Sydney... 100. When I was young, I had no sense...
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