Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  
 



Main Story Archives

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's 
final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not 
showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate 
family member's death. 

One smart ass student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", 
and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had 
subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse,
you can just use your other hand to write."




Rating: 5/5 (21 Votes)
or Email Friend


But Wait! You can also read...

  • THE POWERBOOK THAT LEAKED
  • CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE
  • A little boy was in a relative's wedding...
  • My high school friend, Janet, and I roomed together...
  • LETTING GO

  • Jump to  




    For any questions or comments email us at info@jokes2go.com
    Copyright© SpekGY, Inc, 1998-2016. All rights reserved.