There once was a conservative college in the mid-west that had
a standing rule, the heat was not to be turned on in the
dormitories prior to a certain date.
Unfortunately, one year, winter decided to rear its ugly head
early. Students in both the men's and women's dormitories
complained about the bitter cold, but were told that nothing
could be done.
After days of no heat and no respite in immediate sight, the
ladies realized that their dorm faced the equally cold men's
dorm. They turned a bed sheet into a banner with the
"TURN ON THE HEAT OR WE'LL TURN ON THE BOYS!"