Ladies Night Out.
So ... the other day, three friends and I went to this
"Ladies Night Club." One of the girls wanted to impress us,
so she pulls out a $10 bill. The "dancer" came over to us,
and my friend licked the $10 and put it on his butt cheek.
Not to be outdone, my second friend pulls out a $20 bill.
She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill and puts it
on his other butt cheek.
Still attempting to impress the rest of us, my third friend
pulls out a $50 bill. She calls the guy back over again,
licks the $50 bill and again puts it on one of his butt
Now the attention is focused on me. What could I do to top
that? I got out my wallet, thought for a minute ... and
then the financial analyst in me took over.
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass,
grabbed the $80 bucks and went home.
Sent by Neicey