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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow
me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would
tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker
(who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending
to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a
few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you
doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple
of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you
think you're going?"

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."

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