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Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year-old white male resident of
Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38pm Friday. Davidson will be
charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public
intoxication at the County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he
decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there
was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he
stated in a phone interview from the County courthouse jail.

Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road,
picked out pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole
in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need". "I guess I was just
really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the Wilmington
Municipal police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until
officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's
for sure." said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Davidson) and he's...just
working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened
when she approached Davidson. He just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but
do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised as
you'd expect and then looked me straight in the face and said,

"A pumpkin? Damn... is it midnight already?"

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