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When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old 
came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.  
She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"  I replied, "Yes, honey, remember 
Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know," she replied, "but what 
is growing in your butt?"

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