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We were doing the weekly ritual of trimming everyone's nails that needed
them today, and I saw that Kaitlyn's were pretty stubby because she
chews them quite often.  When I asked her if she had been chewing them,
she said "No, I don't know why they aren't growing.  I haven't been
watering them!"

Ginny DuPont 
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Driving along, with my 7-year-old daughter in the front seat.  She says,
"Daddy, when I grow up I want to be a vegetarian."

I reply, "A what?"

"You know, the doctor that takes care of animals."

Don Stevens 
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I had gathered my first-grade class around me to teach them to tell time
using a conventional-style analog clock.  We'll be learning about the
hour hand and the minute hand, I explained.  One of my students
interrupted and said, "I don't need to learn on that kind of clock.  My
dad bought me this digital watch, and right now it's 10 minutes to 38."

Susan K. Toth in Reader's Digest


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