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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

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Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.

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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep!

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Incest. A game the whole family can play.

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We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.


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Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Catherine Zandonella

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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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Quick - Cheap - Good

Pick 2. 

- Dennis Robertus

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Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough 
to get money from it. 

                                      - Stephen Leacock

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