Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep!
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. Catherine Zandonella
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Quick - Cheap - Good Pick 2. - Dennis Robertus
Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock