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A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never sure.

    - Albert Einstein 

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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

    -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal
    anti-smoking campaign

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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. 

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Anthony's Law of Force:
   Don't force it; get a larger hammer.


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Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc. 

     - Edward Abbey 

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Clothes make the man.

Naked people have little or no influence on society. 

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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. 

    -- Han Solo


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"Seek Unity and you will find neither Unity nor Truth. Seek the light of
truth, and you will find Unity and Truth..."
--C.S.Lewis


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Think before you think!

        --Stanislaw Lec



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- You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.


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