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"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." 

     - Edgar Allan Poe 

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Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip.
There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by
the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!" 

     - Rita Rudner

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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. 

    - Salvor Hardin, Foundation

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Never say "Oops" in the operating room. 

    - Dr. Leo Troy

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"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. " 
    - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) 


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"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. " 
    - definition of "happiness" by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) 


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* It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it is
       how he found out.


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Education and intelligence aren't the same thing! 

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Everything that can be counted doesn't necessarily count;
everything that counts can't necessarily be counted.

(Einstein) 

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Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the
   Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next
   morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
         Billiam Coronel


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