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| Email Friend | | | Anyalyzing humour is like dissecting a frog: nobody enjoys it, and
the frog usually dies as a result.
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| Email Friend | | | Arnold's Addendum:
Everything else causes cancer in rats."
-- fortune
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| Email Friend | | | A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the
world have nothing to do with tires.
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| Email Friend | | | Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.
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| Email Friend | | | "A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his
morning meal.
'I would like to give you this personality test', said the outsider,
'because I want you to be happy.'
Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into the toaster,
saying: 'I wish the toaster to be happy, too.'"
-- AI Koans, from the Jargon File,
http://www.ccil.org/jargon/
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| Email Friend | | | "You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good
fondling..."
-- the Discordian Quote File
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| Email Friend | | | "Intolerance is the last defense of the insecure."
-- Unknown
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| Email Friend | | | Never replicate a successful experiment.
-- Fett's Law
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| Email Friend | | | $100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded quarterly
for 200 years will increase to more than $100,000,000 --
by which time it will be worth nothing.
- Lazarus Long
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| Email Friend | | | A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would
make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit.
-- In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army's magazine of preventive
maintenance
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