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	Anyalyzing humour is like dissecting a frog: nobody enjoys it, and the frog usually dies as a result.

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	Arnold's Addendum: Everything else causes cancer in rats." -- fortune

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	A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the world have nothing to do with tires.

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	Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.

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	"A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his morning meal. 'I would like to give you this personality test', said the outsider, 'because I want you to be happy.' Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into the toaster, saying: 'I wish the toaster to be happy, too.'" -- AI Koans, from the Jargon File, http://www.ccil.org/jargon/

"You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good
 fondling..."
                        -- the Discordian Quote File

"Intolerance is the last defense of the insecure."
                        -- Unknown

Never replicate a successful experiment.
        -- Fett's Law

$100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded quarterly
for 200 years will increase to more than $100,000,000 --
by which time it will be worth nothing.

     - Lazarus Long 

A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would
make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit.

    -- In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army's magazine of preventive
    maintenance