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Main Archives Quotes Category: Wisdom bits

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Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words
"large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area
altogether. Trust me. 

    - Tim Allen

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Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview
unless applying for the job of umpire. 

    - Dan Zevin

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"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. " 
    - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) 

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"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. " 
    - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) 

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"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. " 
    - Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968) 

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"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. " 
    - Henry Ford (1863-1947) 

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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.

     - Lazarus Long 

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Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.

     - Lazarus Long 

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"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that
       you don't need it." -- Bob Hope


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There are two essential basic strategies for success in business:
        Never reveal all you know


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