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| Email Friend | | | "Bisexuality immediately doubles your
chances for a date on Saturday night."
Rodney Dangerfield
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| Email Friend | | | If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
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| Email Friend | | | Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.
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| Email Friend | | | Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me the hell alone.
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| Email Friend | | | If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.
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| Email Friend | | | If you die on an elevator, be sure to press the UP button.
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| Email Friend | | | No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.
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| Email Friend | | | If you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, you're probably
heading the wrong way.
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| Email Friend | | | You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to
getting hit.
If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.
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| Email Friend | | | Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.
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