Industrious people create industry. 
Lazy people create civilization. 
                            --Hideo Nakamura

Never tell your computer that you're in a hurry.

Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say,
"Who do you think you are?"

"Don't Keep reaching for the stars 
because you'll just look like an idiot 
stretching that way for no reason"
                       -- Jimmy Fallon

"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."

--Unknown