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Main Archives Quotes Category: Wisdom bits

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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning 
to others.

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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably 
worth it.

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Good judgement comes from bad experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.

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"My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. 
If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, 
and became Picasso." 

Pablo Picasso.

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"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough
to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials." 

Ronald Knox.

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"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." 

Ernest Hemmingway.

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"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke." 

Groucho Marx.

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"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." 

Albert Einstein.

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Men do not quit playing because they grow old;
they grow old because they quit playing.

- Oliver Wendell Holmes

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"The problem with the designated driver program,
it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get
sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the
end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."

                             - Jeff Foxworthy

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