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The only failure without dignity is the failure to try.
                     -- Anon -- 

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A baby is something you carry inside of you for 9 months, In your arms for 
three years, And in your heart till the day you die.

                     -- Monica Mason -- 

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Trust no one.
Only those who you trust can betray you.

                     -- Robert Goodkind -- 

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Trust everyone.
It's not like you have any really important secrets.

                                       --me--

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"Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them 
almost anything"
--HERB GARDNER

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Confucious say: "Man who runs in front 
of car will soon get tired."

OR

"Man who run in back of car gets exhausted."



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Confucious say: "Man who walk through 
airport door sideways is going to 
Bangkok."

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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have
to alter it every six months."

                                                 -- Oscar Wilde

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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