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There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied on to do,
and that is to contradict other philosophers.

        --William James



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"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I
was standing on the shoulders of giants." 

     - Isaac Newton 

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"If I have seen farther than others, it is because
I was standing on the shoulders of giants." 

     - Isaac Newton 

"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because
giants were standing on my shoulders." 

     - Hal Abelson 


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"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was
standing on the shoulders of giants." 

     - Isaac Newton 

"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants
were standing on my shoulders." 

     - Hal Abelson 


"In computer science, we stand on each other's feet." 

     - Brian Reid 

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Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature,
volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well
pleases.
        -- Harvard's Law


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Opportunity is missed by most people because
it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. 

     - Thomas Edison 

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"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people 
will throw a lot of rubbish into it."

     - William A. Orton 

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Q: Why is Life so strange?

A: Because if we knew what was going on, we wouldn't put up with it.

     - Dr. Nell Hartley 

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Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of
portraits by Picasso.

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You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this 
look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"

                -Dave Barry

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