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"Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously;
and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously." 

- Booth Tarkington 

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"Truth decays into beauty, while beauty soon becomes merely charm. Charm ends
 up as strangeness, and even that doesn't last, but up and down are forever."
                        -- The Laws of Physics


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Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a
       mistake when you make it again. -- F. P. Jones


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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to
       calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the
       doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you
       know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife
       stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After
       that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.


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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
       him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another
       cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did."


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One Man's Sunset is another Man's Dawn. -- Fievel Mouskawitz


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The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've
       got it made.


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Life is a shit sandwich & everyday you take another bite.


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Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less
       shit you have to eat.


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Intellectuals are people who believe that ideas are of more
importance than values. That is to say, their own ideas and other
people's values.

        --Gerald Brenan

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