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* Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
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* If you don't die from it -- it is healthy.
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* An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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* If at first you don't succeed -- give up! No use being a damn
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* You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.

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ON DEEP THOUGHTS
   A day without sunshine is like night.
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Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. 

    - Sam Brown, The Washington Post, January 26, 1977
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Never try to out-stubborn a cat. 

    - Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love
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Never accept a drink from a urologist. 

    - Erma Bombeck
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Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't
want your mother to hear at your trial. 

    - Sydney Biddle Barrows, the Mayflower Madam
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