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Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing
   that way.


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Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding
   you.
   -- Old Farmer's Almanac


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"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is
   stand still and look stupid."
   --- Hedy Lamarr


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"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
   --- Gilda Radner


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"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
   --- Baroness Edith Summerskill


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"Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward." - William E. Davidsen

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Despair leads to boredom, electronic games,
computer hacking, poetry, and other bad habits. 

     - Edward Abbey 

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The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.

     - W. C. Fields 

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Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. 

    - John Peers

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Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. 

    - Ruth Gordon

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