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	Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing that way.

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	Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding you. -- Old Farmer's Almanac

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	"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." --- Hedy Lamarr

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	"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." --- Gilda Radner

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	"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." --- Baroness Edith Summerskill

"Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward." - William E. Davidsen

Despair leads to boredom, electronic games,
computer hacking, poetry, and other bad habits. 

     - Edward Abbey 

The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.

     - W. C. Fields 

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. 

    - John Peers

Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. 

    - Ruth Gordon