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A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances,
but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. 

     - Hugh Downs 

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The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled.
   -- Plutarch


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"NOTE TO SELF:  When CGI women start turning you on, it's time to leave
 the house."

-- Jaffo


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"Sometimes life _does_ imitate morality plays."
                        -- Elizabeth Zwicky, zwicky@neu.sgi.com


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"Disappointment doesn't kill."
"Yeah, rejection kills. Disappointment only maims."
                        -- Noelle, Abby, "The Truth about Cats and Dogs"


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"The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that
 believe in it. Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that
 believe in it on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't."
                        -- Honest Book of Truth; The Gospel According to
                                Fred, 3:1


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"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."
                        -- from the sig of Malcom Herbert


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"When life hands you a lemon, say 'Oh yeah, I _like_ lemons, what else
 ya got??'"
                        -- Henry Rollins


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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
   word you say, talk in your sleep.


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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that
   is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a
   hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and
   that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.
   -- Mark Twain


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