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| Email Friend | | | I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
- Steven Wright
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| Email Friend | | | I spilt spot remover on my dog, now's he gone.
- Steven Wright
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| Email Friend | | | I put instant coffee into a microwave oven. I almost went backin time.
- Steven Wright
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| Email Friend | | | I have lots of hobbies which I pursue to the fullest.
I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches
across the world. Maybe you've seen it.
I also collect rare photos. I have a very rare photo of Houdini locking
his keys in his car.
- Steven Wright
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| Email Friend | | | A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one
book, what would it be?
I always say How to Build a Boat
- Steven Wright
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| Email Friend | | | "Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two
cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal."
- Steven Wright
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