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Denniston's law:
Virtue is its own punishment.

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Conway's law:
In any organization, there will always be one person who
knows what is going on. This person should be fired.

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Glyme's formula for success:
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that,
you've got it made.

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Green's law of debate:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're
talking about.

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Stewart's law of retroaction:
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

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Oliver's law of location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

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"Youth and trechery will always over come experience and 
talent"

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"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and
all the impersonators would be dead."

                             - Johnny Carson

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No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck. 

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Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing.

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