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Main Archives Quotes Category: Murphy's Laws and stuff

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Everything takes longer than you expect.


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If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that
    will do the most damage will go wrong first.


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If you play with something long enough, you will surely break it.


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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
    something.


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Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.


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Antique is just another word for second-hand.

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It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so
     ingenious.


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If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.


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Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature,
volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well
pleases.
        -- Harvard's Law


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Lieberman's law:
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody
listens.

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