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	Left to themselves, all things go from bad to worse.

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	If you see that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

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	- The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

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	- Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other.

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	- There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.

- Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.

- There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is
   always enough time to do it over.

- Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman
   arrives.

Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.

For every human problem there is a solution which is simple, neat and wrong.

    - H. L. Mencken