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Main Archives Quotes Category: Murphy's Laws and stuff

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Left to themselves, all things go from bad to worse.


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If you see that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go
    wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will
    promptly develop.


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- The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.


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- Never ask two questions in a business letter.  The reply will discuss the
   one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other.


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- There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the
   boss asks for a ride home from the office.


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- Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.


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- There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is
   always enough time to do it over.


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- Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman
   arrives.


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Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.


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For every human problem there is a solution which is simple, neat and wrong.

    - H. L. Mencken 

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