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| Email Friend | | | - You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
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| Email Friend | | | - Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.
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| Email Friend | | | Ross's Law
Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always point upwards from
the floor-especially in the dark.
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| Email Friend | | | * No job is so simple that is can't be done wrong.
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| Email Friend | | | * If everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is Going
on.
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| Email Friend | | | Arnold's Laws of Documentation:
(1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
(2) If it does exist, it's out of date.
(3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws.
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| Email Friend | | | Finagle's Third Law:
In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct,
beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.
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| Email Friend | | | "Pardo's First Postulate:
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
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| Email Friend | | | If a great deal of time has been expended seeking the answer to a problem
with the only result being failure, the answer will be immediately
obvious to the first unqualified person.
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