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	Cooke's Law In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.

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	Calkin's Law of Menu Language The number of adjectives and verbs that are added to the description of a menu item is in inverse proportion to the quality of the dish.

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	Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.

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	Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date, (2) his wife, (3) a better looking and richer male friend.

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	DeVries's Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.

Drew's Law of Highway Biology:
   The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in
   front of your eyes.

Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
   If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
   Corollary:  If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget
   where you live.

- Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is
   supposed to be doing.

- The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization.
   (For instance, The Murphy Center for Codification of Human and Organizationa
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   Law, contrasted to IBM, GM, AT&T ...).

- You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.