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"Happy is the one who eats not the yellow snow."

                          on a Bazuka Bubble Gum Wrapper


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"A billion years ago, human life 
appearred on earth. A billion minutes 
ago Christianity emerged.  A billion 
Coca-Colas ago was yesterday morning." 

1996 Coca-Cola annual report


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Airline quotes:

"As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat
backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position."

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"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 6 ways 
out of this airplane..."

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"Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in
the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately."

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"Last one off the plane must clean it."

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The management of this establishment is not responsible.

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