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"... he repeats until he fails, half a goon and half a god, a man's not made
 of steel..."
                        -- Devo, "Gates of Steel"


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Seen on a cesspool truck 'round Boston:

"A flush beats a full house" 

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"... mutant brain-eating cyborgs are bad for business..."
                        -- "Battle Angel" (an Anime movie I saw)


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Country Music Song Titles
You're The Reason Why Our Kids Are Ugly.

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"Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted"

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"Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents"

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"Your lucky number is 3552664958674928.  Watch for it everywhere."
                        -- fortune


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"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest." 

     - Kilgore Trout 

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"Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable
 to a fine of one pound.  Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed
 a cat."
                        -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London


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Where there's a will,
There's an inheritance tax.

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