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In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant:
It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit. It
only takes Burger King 10 minutes.
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Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim
properly.
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Here's one seen above a urinal:
look up
look up
[even higher on the wall]
keep looking up
[on the ceiling]
Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!
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Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
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| Email Friend | | | "Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter"
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| Email Friend | | | Contrary to popular belief, "Damn It" is not God's last name.
(Construction wall, Philadelphia, 1969)
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| Email Friend | | | God is dead.
Voltaire (underneath)
Voltaire is dead.
God
(Odeon Metro station, Paris)
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| Email Friend | | | Does God have a navel?
(Florida State University)
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