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Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Signs and Scribbles
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A sign I saw at a swimming pool once:
We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!
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Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.
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| Email Friend | | | "Seal Greasing Station"
"Strut Rod Grinding"
-- Signs we saw in the Monroe shock absorber factory
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| Email Friend | | | "Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead"
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| Email Friend | | | "Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told"
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| Email Friend | | | Genghis Khan is looking for a few good barbarians.
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Sign posted in a bathroom:
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!
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Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these
words:
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
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My mother made me a whore.
(to which someone else added)
If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?
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