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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady
       Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would
       drink it. -- His reply


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Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!" Winston Churchill:
       "Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober."


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"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. " 
    - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) 


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Americans always try to do the right thing -- 
after they've tried everything else.
                               
      - - - Winston Churchill


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Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. 

    - Winston Churchill

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