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| Email Friend | | | "... no, Chris makes me think safe thoughts. ****** makes me think disgusting
thoughts..."
-- Quanita Laattoe (Censored to protect the
not-so-innocent, not any more
anyway =))
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| Email Friend | | | "A happy medium then. Somewhere between Just Good Friends and..."
"Someone to occasionally stick my tongue down their throat."
-- me, Quanita
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| Email Friend | | | "In a way we're a kind of Peace Corps."
-- Major A. Lincoln German, Training Director of the
Green Beret Special Warfare School, Ft. Bragg, N. C.
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| Email Friend | | | "Bullshit makes the flowers grow and that's Beautiful."
-- Unknown, Principia Discordia
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| Email Friend | | | "TUUUUBAAAAAA MIRUM SPAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGENS..."
-- The Bass Section, Berlioz Requiem
(If you've never heard it, you won't get it)
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| Email Friend | | | "What is the difference between apathy and ignorance?
I don't know and I don't care."
-- World Entertainment War
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| Email Friend | | | "It took some users a while to come to grips with the intuitive way Windows
works."
-- Graeme Wong See,
graeme@research.canon.oz.au, rec.humor.funny
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| Email Friend | | | "... our elderly citizens walk down the darkest of alleyways!... and the weak
and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities!..."
-- Homer Simpson
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| Email Friend | | | "MY GOD BENNO...WAY TOO MANY QUOTES :)"
-- Execution aka James Morledge
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| Email Friend | | | Which of the following phrases do you use most often?
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