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"... no, Chris makes me think safe thoughts. ****** makes me think disgusting
 thoughts..."
                        -- Quanita Laattoe (Censored to protect the
                                            not-so-innocent, not any more
                                            anyway =))


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"A happy medium then. Somewhere between Just Good Friends and..."
"Someone to occasionally stick my tongue down their throat."
                        -- me, Quanita


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"In a way we're a kind of Peace Corps."
                        -- Major A. Lincoln German, Training Director of the
                           Green Beret Special Warfare School, Ft. Bragg, N. C.


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"Bullshit makes the flowers grow and that's Beautiful."
                        -- Unknown, Principia Discordia


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"TUUUUBAAAAAA MIRUM SPAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGENS..."
                        -- The Bass Section, Berlioz Requiem
                           (If you've never heard it, you won't get it)


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"What is the difference between apathy and ignorance?
 I don't know and I don't care."
                        -- World Entertainment War


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"It took some users a while to come to grips with the intuitive way Windows
 works."
                        -- Graeme Wong See,
                           graeme@research.canon.oz.au, rec.humor.funny


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"... our elderly citizens walk down the darkest of alleyways!... and the weak
 and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities!..."
                        -- Homer Simpson


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"MY GOD BENNO...WAY TOO MANY QUOTES :)"
                        -- Execution aka James Morledge


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 Which of the following phrases do you use most often?


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