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	a) "Isn't the weather dreadful!" b) "No, thanks." c) "A beer, Charlie. Make it a cold one." d) "Oh, I'm sorry. Was that _your_ child? Please, have her back. Good day! I beg your...? Fuck you too, Madam." e) "Ateh! Malkuth! Ve Gevurah! Ve Gedulah! Le Olahm!!" f) "Please come back, little person! I only playing! Ha! Caught you! Oh. You leaking, person! Wake up! Why you all go sleep? No fun! You people so boring!" -- The Weirdness Test, http://www.math.grin.edu/~hamilton/text/weirdness.txt

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	"People are always playing with my things." -- Brett "Bwettles" Hayne

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	"Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle but the cow has failed on it's first attempt at the moon landing!!... that's one small step for a cow, one giant leap for the beef industry..." -

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	"Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle but the cow has failed on it's first attempt at the moon landing!!... that's one small step for a cow, one giant leap for the beef industry..." -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital

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	"... diamonds are forever, but _oranges_... are for half-time..." -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital

"Well I been called LUCIFER...
 And I been called SATAN...
 But my name's RICHARD...
 And YOU can call me DICK..."
                        -- Killdozer, "Richard"

"Whoa Jesus!"
"Yes Dad?"
                        -- me, Daniel

"... [Paul's] got about _this_ much callus on the bottom of his feet. He's got
 _platform_ callus..."
                        -- me

Picard: "Return that moon to its orbit."
Q:      "I have no powers!  Q, the ordinary!"
Picard: "Q, the liar!  Q, the misanthrope!"
Q:      "Q, the miserable, Q, the desperate!  What must I do to
         convince you people?"
Worf:   "Die."
Q:      "Oh, very clever, Worf.  Eat any good books lately?"
                        -- Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Deja Q"

"... they're the words you would think I would say if there was a me for
 you..."
                        -- They Might Be Giants, "Ana Ng"