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	"A girl and a boy bump into each other - surely an accident. A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops - surely another accident. But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid - _that had to mean something_." -- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"

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	"An author once told me I must find my muse before I could write. When I finally found her, she was wearing a rubber helmet, a latex catsuit, a very tight corset, an armbinder, and ballet-toe boots with seven inch heels. I suspect I am not meant to be a writer." -- Unknown

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	"What a joy, what a thrill, when I get behind the wheel, And we set out to make our next road kill. The shiver of excitement as the body leaves the head... But if I can't find a dog or cat... a kid will do instead..." -- J. Stott and others

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	"In the beginning there were three... and then the three became nine... and then the nine got hungry and then there were four..." -- Gerard Phillips

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	"... [Paul's] got about _this_ much callus on the bottom of his feet. He's got _platform_ callus..." -- me

There was a young girl of Antietam
Who liked horse turds so well she could eat 'em.
She'd lie on their rumps,
And swallow the lumps,
As fast as the beasts could excrete 'em.

"... no, Chris makes me think safe thoughts. ****** makes me think disgusting
 thoughts..."
                        -- Quanita Laattoe (Censored to protect the
                                            not-so-innocent, not any more
                                            anyway =))

"I say Carmina and you say Burana,
 I say Catulli and you say Carmina,
 Carmina! Burana!
 Catulli! Carmina!
 Let's call the whole thing Orff..."
                        -- Unknown, via Adrian Corston

"Are we not men?"
"We are DEVO!"
                        -- Devo, "Jocko Homo"

 Which of the following phrases do you use most often?