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| Email Friend | | | "When women are depressed they either eat or go
shopping. Men invade another country."
--- Elayne Boosler
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| Email Friend | | | You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you
hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
- Erica Jong
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| Email Friend | | | I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends
told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do
anything that feels GOOD for 36 hours.
- Rita Rudner
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| Email Friend | | | My husband and I are either going to buy a dog,
or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our
carpet, or ruin our lives.
- Rita Rudner
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| Email Friend | | | A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.
- Everett Dirksen
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| Email Friend | | | The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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| Email Friend | | | to alchohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems
-- Homer Simpson
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| Email Friend | | | I believe that a woman should be put on a pedestal.
(High enough to look up her dress)
- Steve Martin
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| Email Friend | | | "Scientists say there are over 3,000 spiders for
every human being on earth. Does anybody want
mine? I certainly don't."
- Chuck Bonner
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