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| Email Friend | | | "Perl - the swiss army chainsaw of UNIX tools"
-- Rob Kolstad
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| Email Friend | | | "... and this is ourselves... under fresher..."
-- me and Martyn Symons
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| Email Friend | | | As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not
important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying
me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so.
-- Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan Attorney
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| Email Friend | | | "Why do we have to hide from the police, Daddy?"
"Because we use vi, son. They use emacs."
-- from the sig of Dave Fischer, alt.discordia
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| Email Friend | | | "Death is yellow and smells of vanilla."
"Are you sure?"
"I'd bet money on it."
-- "The Hairdresser's Husband" (a movie I saw on SBS)
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| Email Friend | | | Useful Latin phrases for today :
Get a life -
Fac ut vivas
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| Email Friend | | | My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
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| Email Friend | | | A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you
least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of
your unit.
-- In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army's
magazine of preventive maintenance
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| Email Friend | | | Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a
federal anti-smoking campaign
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| Email Friend | | | After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal,
the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of
David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode
Island
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