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"Perl - the swiss army chainsaw of UNIX tools"
                        -- Rob Kolstad


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"... and this is ourselves... under fresher..."
                        -- me and Martyn Symons


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As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not
       important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying
       me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so.
       -- Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan Attorney


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"Why do we have to hide from the police, Daddy?"
"Because we use vi, son. They use emacs."
                        -- from the sig of Dave Fischer, alt.discordia


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"Death is yellow and smells of vanilla."
"Are you sure?"
"I'd bet money on it."
                        -- "The Hairdresser's Husband" (a movie I saw on SBS)


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Useful Latin phrases for today :
Get a life -
   Fac ut vivas


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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
   -- Ashleigh Brilliant


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A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you
   least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of
   your unit.
   -- In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army's
   magazine of preventive maintenance


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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
   your life.
   -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a
   federal anti-smoking campaign


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After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal,
   the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of
   David Steele to the post.
   -- Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode
   Island


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