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"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of
Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough." 

     - Pearl Williams 

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"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of
Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough." 

     - Pearl Williams 

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"Are we not men?"
"We are DEVO!"
                        -- Devo, "Jocko Homo"


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One more drink and I'd be under the host. 

    - Parker 

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"Men get laid, but women get screwed." 

- Quentin Crisp (English writer)

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A lie can make it half way round the world before the truth even has
time to put its shoes on.
-- Mark Twain

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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right

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I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't.
So I grew hair under my arms instead. 

    - Sue Kolinsky 

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The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.
   -- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a
   ball in the 1934 World Series


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"I'm _not_ a jumping castle kt."
                        -- kt


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