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	"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough." - Pearl Williams

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	"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough." - Pearl Williams

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	"Are we not men?" "We are DEVO!" -- Devo, "Jocko Homo"

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	One more drink and I'd be under the host. - Parker

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	"Men get laid, but women get screwed." - Quentin Crisp (English writer)

A lie can make it half way round the world before the truth even has
time to put its shoes on.
-- Mark Twain

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right

I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't.
So I grew hair under my arms instead. 

    - Sue Kolinsky 

The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.
   -- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a
   ball in the 1934 World Series

"I'm _not_ a jumping castle kt."
                        -- kt