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| Email Friend | | | "You know you're in a bad way when you start working out the scope rules of
an English sentence."
-- me
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| Email Friend | | | Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson
for a federal anti-smoking campaign
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| Email Friend | | | Albert Einstein - "Only two things are infinite, the universe and
human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
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| Email Friend | | | "I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe
when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
- Woody Allen
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| Email Friend | | | "It must be indicative of something other than the redistribution of
smurf..."
-- me (... and that's one of them)
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| Email Friend | | | http://slash.dotat.org
atdot.dotat.org
-- Mark Newton
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| Email Friend | | | What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the
unfit, to do the unnecessary. -- Richard Harkness, The New York
Times, 1960
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| Email Friend | | | "If you don't know what a male is, he's a baritone."
"If you don't know what a female is, do some sex ed lessons and find out."
-- me, tanya
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| Email Friend | | | "Men get laid, but women get screwed."
- Quentin Crisp (English writer)
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| Email Friend | | | Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women,
sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex
is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can
be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are
like fire. They're very excited, but the conditions
have to be exactly right for it to occur.
- Jerry Seinfeld
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