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| Email Friend | | | "I never married, because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer
the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog, which growls every morning, a parrot,
which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night."
- Marie Corelli
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"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
- Baroness Edith Summerskill
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"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?"
- Linda Ellerbee
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"Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women?
So that we may love you instead of laugh at you."
- Mrs. Patrick Campbell (English actress)
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| Email Friend | | | "All the stuff I just made up COULD be true -- BECAUSE I HAVE A GUN!"
-- James "Kibo" Parry
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| Email Friend | | | "f u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd."
-- fortune
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| Email Friend | | | - Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will
happen to you the rest of the day.
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| Email Friend | | | "... and this is ourselves... under fresher..."
-- me and Martyn Symons
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| Email Friend | | | "MY GOD BENNO...WAY TOO MANY QUOTES :)"
-- Execution aka James Morledge
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"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire
when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in
what's left of your unit." - In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS
magazine, the Army's magazine of preventive maintenance "Drawing on my
fine command of language, I said nothing." - Anonymous
"Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
which I disapprove." - Ashleigh Brilliant
"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the
streets?" - Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate
"Don't worry about temptation. As you grow older, it starts avoiding
you." - Farmer's Almanac
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