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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip 
   out a man's genitals through his wallet.
   -Robin Williams

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There's a new medical crisis.  Doctors are reporting that many
   men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms.  They say 
   they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
   -Jay Leno

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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
   -George Carlin

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Q: What's the best way to kill a man?

A: Put a naked wom
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"Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!"

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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"Television: A medium.
So called because it's neither rare nor well done." 

Ernie Kovacs.

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"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."

                                      -- Mark Twain

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Hard work never killed anybody, 
but why take the chance? 
                            --Edgar Bergen

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