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| Email Friend | | | Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip
out a man's genitals through his wallet.
-Robin Williams
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| Email Friend | | | There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many
men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say
they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
-Jay Leno
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| Email Friend | | | If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
-George Carlin
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| Email Friend | | | Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked wom |
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| Email Friend | | | If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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| Email Friend | | | Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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| Email Friend | | | "Television: A medium.
So called because it's neither rare nor well done."
Ernie Kovacs.
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| Email Friend | | | "Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
-- Mark Twain
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| Email Friend | | | Hard work never killed anybody,
but why take the chance?
--Edgar Bergen
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