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"Benno, I can't handle you not wearing all black. Go home and change."
                        -- Adrian


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"spot spot spot HELP"
                        -- Supermoo


103
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"I love MCI, put another star in my traceroute baby!
 I love MCI, so come on take your time and route for me!"
                        -- Hillary Gorman,
                                to the tune of "I love Rock and Roll"


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M-x psychoanalyze-pinhead
                        -- Instant Quote, just add emacs


105
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"I can't get it in."
                        -- Janet


106
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"Did you hear that? Karen wants to keep the male air steward under her
 desk..."
"He won't eat much..."
                        -- me (to Andrew), Karen (from the other side of
                                                        the room)


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"Joy! Rapture!"
"Gourmet seat coverings!"
                        -- me, Alasdair


108
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"Having now got the hang of this intercom thing, I am now going to use it to
 bugger people mercilessly."
                        -- Simon (freudian perhaps?)


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"Zoom Schwartz Pfigliano Butterman Coleman Uncle Toby's Morowitz You've found
 the loophole You've found the other loophole Oh fuck Smeg Hymen (Baa...)"
                        -- The Name of the Game


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"Is there an easy way I can disable an old winsock login script?"
"format c:"
                        -- Eric Erickson, me


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