"Did you hear that? Karen wants to keep the male air steward under her
 desk..."
"He won't eat much..."
                        -- me (to Andrew), Karen (from the other side of
                                                        the room)

"Joy! Rapture!"
"Gourmet seat coverings!"
                        -- me, Alasdair

"Having now got the hang of this intercom thing, I am now going to use it to
 bugger people mercilessly."
                        -- Simon (freudian perhaps?)

"Zoom Schwartz Pfigliano Butterman Coleman Uncle Toby's Morowitz You've found
 the loophole You've found the other loophole Oh fuck Smeg Hymen (Baa...)"
                        -- The Name of the Game

"Is there an easy way I can disable an old winsock login script?"
"format c:"
                        -- Eric Erickson, me