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	"7.20 Could a person, given enough strength, bludgeon someone to death with a potato?" "Been there, done that" -- Dave Fischer, alt.discordia

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	"... industry giant Microsoft Corporation... a company that has become successful without resorting to software testing..." -- Unknown, rec.humor.funny

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	"Happy Birthday Usenet Oracle! The Usenet Oracle celebrated it's 6th birthday Sunday, 8 October 1995. That's about ... let's see ... 1,320 in Internet years." -- Steve Kinzler, rec.humor.oracle

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	The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > O! Are a sea ell ee? And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } Aye, de eye owe tea. -- Oracularities Digest #782, rec.humor.oracle

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	"A bald nun, a gay lawyer, and a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'This has got to be the weirdest joke I've ever been in...'" -- Fruvous of FurryMuck, via rec.humor.funny

"So did you pop your block?"
                        -- Darryl Sharman

She's So Blonde . . .

"Why don't you just give me the thing?"
                        -- Kathleen Cameron, to Daniel

"rock em sock em discuss their differences over cappucino robots"
                        -- topic from #heathers

"... what in the fExoning hExonll..."
                        -- One for the CDAers =)
                                Scott Keszler in alt.sysadmin.recovery