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| Email Friend | | | "7.20 Could a person, given enough strength, bludgeon someone to death with a
potato?"
"Been there, done that"
-- Dave Fischer, alt.discordia
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| Email Friend | | | "... industry giant Microsoft Corporation... a company that has become
successful without resorting to software testing..."
-- Unknown, rec.humor.funny
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| Email Friend | | | "Happy Birthday Usenet Oracle!
The Usenet Oracle celebrated it's 6th birthday Sunday, 8 October 1995.
That's about ... let's see ... 1,320 in Internet years."
-- Steve Kinzler, rec.humor.oracle
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| Email Friend | | | The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
> O! Are a sea ell ee?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} Aye, de eye owe tea.
-- Oracularities Digest #782, rec.humor.oracle
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| Email Friend | | | "A bald nun, a gay lawyer, and a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast walk into a
bar. The bartender says, 'This has got to be the weirdest joke I've
ever been in...'"
-- Fruvous of FurryMuck, via rec.humor.funny
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| Email Friend | | | "So did you pop your block?"
-- Darryl Sharman
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| Email Friend | | | "Why don't you just give me the thing?"
-- Kathleen Cameron, to Daniel
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| Email Friend | | | "rock em sock em discuss their differences over cappucino robots"
-- topic from #heathers
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| Email Friend | | | "... what in the fExoning hExonll..."
-- One for the CDAers =)
Scott Keszler in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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