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"Most rock journalism is people who can't write
interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." 

Frank Zappa. 

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"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and,
instead of bleeding, he sings." 

Ed Gardner. 

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"I went to watch Pavarotti once.
He doesn't like it when you join in."

Mick Miller.

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"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song." 

Louis Armstrong.

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"People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used
to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it." 

Noel Coward.

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"I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs."

Kevin Gildea.

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"To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit." 

Enoch Powell.

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"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and
all the impersonators would be dead."

                             - Johnny Carson

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"Hoping to get people to go to museums 
again, New York City has started a new 
ad campaign called "I Love New York 
Culture". But if they want me to go 
back to museums, they should name the 
campaign "Sorry We Yelled At You For 
Touching Stuff, Jimmy Fallon." 
                      -- Jimmy Fallon


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You know the world is going to hell when the best rapper is 
white and the best golfer is black. 


Sent by Tony

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