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"... Schubert... nothing wrong with Schubert... except syphilis..."
                        -- David Helfgott, "Shine"


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"... hush my darling, be still my darling, the lion's on the phone..."
                        -- to the tune of "The lion sleeps tonight",
                                They Might Be Giants, "The Guitar"


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"Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation.
 If you do the things we say, then you'll soon rule the nation.
 Kill your foes and enemies and then kill your relations.
 Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation."
                        -- Plunderer's Theme
                                (to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius)


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"... standing in my yard, where they tore down the garage, to make room for
 the torn down garage..."
                        -- They Might Be Giants, "A Self called Nowhere"


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"Life without you would be like a broken pencil." "How's that?"
       "Completely pointless." -- Blackadder, Series II


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I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really
       high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.


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In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of
       people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas
       Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe


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The most terrible of all intellectual weapons ever wielded by
man was the mockery of Voltaire.
        --Tallyrand

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of --
but do it in private, and wash your hands afterwards.

     - Lazarus Long 

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Tune in next week for another series of classical music programs from
the Canadian Broadcorping Castration.


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