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"... Antichrist Superstar is an unexpectedly cohesive album from a silly
 shock-metal band and will stand as Marilyn Manson's definitive statement."
                        -- Stephen Thomas Erlewine, All-Music Guide


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"Eddie Moto, Hunchback of Midvale Community College. In charge of dismissal
 bell."
                        -- The Far Side


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"Alas poor Yorric, I smurfed him Horatio..."
                        -- Heath Copeland (there's a _lot_ more where that
                                                came from...)


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"An author once told me I must find my muse before I could write.  When I
 finally found her, she was wearing a rubber helmet, a latex catsuit, a very
 tight corset, an armbinder, and ballet-toe boots with seven inch heels.  I
 suspect I am not meant to be a writer."
                        -- Unknown


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I am sick unto death of obscure English towns that exist seemingly for
   the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick writers and even
   sicker of their residents, all of whom suffer from physical
   deformities and spend their time dismembering relatives at fancy dress
   balls.
   -- Editor of the Limerick Times (Limerick, Ireland)


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The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.
   -- Salvador Dali


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the television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes
a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren
which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little... 

     - Ray Bradbury 

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"For me, the best thing about cyberpunk is that it taught
me how to enjoy shopping malls, which used to terrify me.
Now I just imagine the whole thing is two miles below the
moon's surface, and that half the people's right-brains
have been eaten by roboticized steel rats. And suddenly
it's interesting again." 

    - Rudy Rucker 

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sorry I'd have written something shorter but I didn't have the time

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In times of extremity, the people of Israel less often
sought refuge in drink, or suicide, than any other race of Europe...
The Jews hid their bravery under the cloak of submissiveness;
their heroism in facing contempt surpasses that of saints.
     -Friedrich Nietzsche, "The Dawn", Aphorism 205  (1861)

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