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Main Archives Quotes Category: Music, Art and Literature

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"Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards
of emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork
involved when your house lands on a witch." 

     - Dave James 

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"He's so unhip that
 When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas,
 Whoever he was.
 The man ain't got no culture,"

        Paul Simon, "A Simple Desultory Philippic

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All other nations are drinking Ray Charles
beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. 

    - Dave Barry 

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One time I went to a museum where all the work in the museum had been done by
children.  They had all the paintings up on refrigerators.


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Rodgers and Hammerstein are America's answer to Mozart!

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I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues
that are in all the other museums.


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I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With
Pail...  Kitten On Fire.


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In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers
are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have
to explain what a writer is.

                                      - - - Geoffrey Cottrell

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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.


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"... the movie looks it was filmed by a rhesus monkey with a video camera. The
 editing looks like it was performed by a rhesus monkey with a Cuisinart.
 Apparently, if you're a rhesus monkey, you can really go places in Hollywood."
                        -- Mr. Cranky


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