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	Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say enough on that subject. --Tallyrand

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	"I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do, I do believe in spooks" -- the Cowardly Lion

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	Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

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	I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde. - Dolly Parton

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	It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar measure has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain to a woman why the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on. - W. C. Fields

There is not a man in America who at one time or another
hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass.

     - W. C. Fields 

"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man;
   if you want anything done, ask a woman."
   --- Margaret Thatcher

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
   world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that
   but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
   -- Mariah Carey

I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the
   law.
   -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that
   he failed to pay his taxes.

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
   in the country.
   -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.