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Mary Hemingway: 
     "Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a
couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train 
yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything."



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Dale Carnegie: 
     "If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of
lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the
loss of sleep."

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"He's so unhip that
 When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas,
 Whoever he was.
 The man ain't got no culture,"

        Paul Simon, "A Simple Desultory Philippic

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And so we plough along, the fly said to the ox.
        
                                         --Longfellow

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A man who is not a Liberal at sixteen has no heart; a man who
is not a Conservative at sixty has no head.
        
                                                        --Disraeli

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"One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that
you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not
wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about
everything." 

    - Jim Harrison 

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Lisa:  Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy? 
Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart.  If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed. 
   -- Always have a backup plan, ``Homer the Heretic'' 

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"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as
when they do so from religious conviction." 

-- Blaise Pascal 

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We sometimes meet an original gentleman,
        who, if manners had not existed, would have
        invented them.
                                        -- Ralph Waldo Emerson



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I am very fond of truth, but not at all of martyrdom. 

                                                    -- Voltaire

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